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NOTE:
As of January 1st 2008, the mini LED light you see attached to my survival
kits are NOT part of the listed price, nor are they for sale, they come
FREE with all my survival kits. And you'll receive one similar or equal
to the one shown in the photo.
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Searching for the ideal lightweight survival kit? Well look no further,
and if you don't think my kits are the best lightweight and reasonably
priced survival kits on the market, send'em back to me and I'll
return your money - no questions asked!
Do you like to hunt, fish, go camping, hiking, snowmobiling or kayaking?
Are you a mountain climber, cross country skiier or mountain biker?
Do you fly an airplane or like to go sailing or boating? Do you
travel often to far away exotic places or spend a lot of time off
the road in or remote areas Are you in the military or are you planning
on joining the military?
Well, if you answered "yes" to any of these questions,
then you need a survival kit.
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Sure,
there are lots of other survival kits on the market, some bad
and some pretty good ones. But I'll bet ya they don't weigh
less than 3 ozs and cost under $25. Wanna bet?
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Full
size compasses may be easier to use than small ones but they're
not so easy to pack and carry in a survival kit. And you know
those itty-bitty “button” compasses? They may be super
small but they not worth buying because they're usually made of
some cheap @ss plastic and don’t last very long in rough
terrain. But the compasses that come with my SOS survival kits,
they're all made of aluminum and protected by a rubber band shock
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You’ve
heard of the Magnesium Fire Bar, right? Well mine is called a
Magnesium Fire Rod. It’s thinner, lighter, easier to grasp
and will produce 1,000s of sparks whether it’s wet, dirty
or muddy. Can’t get a spark to ignite your tinder? No problem,
just scrape some magnesium shavings from the mag side and then
scrape the flint side with the knife to produce some sparks and
you’ve got FIRE! |
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While small mirrors are more compact and easier to pack and carry
in a survival kit, they will only reflect sunlight for short distances,
usually about a mile. While larger ones will no doubt reflect
sunlight at greater ranges, finding a place to carry and store’em
without breaking’em could be a problem. And so by choosing
one that’s not too big and not too small, you can’t
go wrong.
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Yep,
I know there are a whole bunch of different types of whistles
on the market, but the worst ones are those metal whistles that
come with those “little balls” inside of them.Why?
Because they don't work very well in cold weather due to your
moist [mouth] saliva, they'll freeze up and won't produce a "tweet"
when you need a "tweet" to signal someone for help.
The best type to carry and use are plastic whistles that come
without the little balls, like the ones that come with my survival
kits, and they glow-in-the-dark too. |
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Well
of course big knives are a lot better than small ones. Duh? But
if you’re gonna pack and carry a small lightweight survival
kit, it’s best to pack and carry a small lightweight knife
too. Don’t you think? Of course, and so it’s best
type to pack and carry are knives that come with a serrated blade
so it won’t dull so easy when you're slicing or chopping
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Though there are many different types of flashlights on the market,
the best type are LED flashlights. Why? They’ll not only
provide you plenty of light when the sun goes down, but the batteries
will last a hellova lot longer than non-LED flashlights. |
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When
searching online for a survial saw, be careful because some are
not saws but instead "toothless" spyral saw blades that
go on bandsaws, scroll saws and other types of electric saws.
Oh, they'll still cut through wood alright, like butter, but only
when they’re attached to a rotating 5,000 rpm electric saw.
But when you try to use’em as a handsaw... they suck! So
watch out or you could get stuck with a piece of s---. Or you
could get your money’s worth by buying the same type used
by US Army Special Forces, Rangers and the British SAS and other
NATO/Allied Forces - the one that comes with my SOS Survival Kits. |
I
BS you NOT! If you were to buy these same or similar
items that come with survival kits tsomewhere else, I guarantee
you would spend almost twice the amount when you add in the
shipping & handling costs. Wanna bet? Don't believe me?
Then shop around and see for yourself. The average price that
I found these same or similar items selling somewhere else:
wire saw - $10.00, magnesium & flint fire starter - $8.00,
good small compass - $5.00, signal mirror $5.00, LED flashlight
- $5.00, serrated folding knife - $5.00, and Tornado whistle
- $5.00. Again, NOT including shipping & handling!
Think
you can still find these same or similar items selling
cheaper somewhere else? Hey, no problem, go ahead and try. If
you do and you can prove it by showing me where, I'll not only
match that other seller's price but I'll give you a further
discount. How's that? As Howie Mandell would say "DEAL
or NO DEAL?"
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Once again,
here's what you get with my survival kits...
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..compass
for navigation…
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a
fire starter for igniting fires…
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mirror for visual signaling…
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LED lite for night use...
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whistle for audio signaling…
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folding knife for preping game…
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and a wire saw for building shelters, cutting fire wood, etc.
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FREE, but only with my fully assembled survival kits.
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And my newest and latest survival kits..
my Key Chain and 550 Paracord Survival Kits.
And yep, they too come with all the same survival items that
also come with my SOS Necklace. Except the wire saw is tightly rolled
up and the para-cord kit comes with 10 feet of braided parachute
cord and 60 ft. of nylon inner strands that can be used for fishing
line, snaring game, tie-down etc. Price:
Keychain
Survival Kit - $22.99
Paracord Survival Kit - $23.99 |
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SPECIAL
OFFER: When you order my "fully assembled & ready-to-wear"
SOS Necklace, 550 paracord and or keychain survival kits. I will
not only send you four (4) Aquatabs, one (1) water container/condom,
but also 2x12 inches of bright orange emergency duct tape wrapped
around your signal mirror too, Free!
But be advised this offer is only good while
my supplies last. First come - first serve, you snooze - you lose.
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And here's what ya can use it for... |
marking your route of travel... |
short distance signaling.... |
and
as a first aid bandage too. |
And here's how to use a [non-lubricant] condom as an improvised water
container.First remove it from the wrapper and then...
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(a)
open & hold with one hand... |
(b)
carefully dip it in the water... |
(c)
stretch & force the water down... |
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(d)
repeat until it's full of water. |
(e)
Drop in water tablets, wait & drink. |
Got
an extra sock? |
So what do you think? Are my survival kits unique or what? You betcha
they are and they're only $19.99 - $24.99.
And you know what I like to tell people [jokingly] about my survival necklaces?
"They're the only survival kit on the market that you can wear butt
naked!" Get it?
What's zat? You're afraid you might strangle yourself if you got
entangled in something? Well fat chance that'll ever happen, but
yea it's possible. And so that's why my survival necklaces come
with a "breakaway safety chain ”just in case you do
find yourself in such an unfortunate predicament.
Then all you gotta do to get out of it is grab the chain with
one hand and pull or jerk it down sharply and it'll break apart.
Did I think of everything or what? (Note: Not recommended for
nor
sold to children under the age of 18.)
WARNING
/ DANGER: Never should
you wear the survival necklace on the outside of you shirt, always
underneath it to avoid getting it caught on or entangled in something.
And if you're one of those who don't like wearing anything around
your neck, no problem then all ya gotta do is make yourself a
"pocket survival kit" like one of these below.
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Huh?
You don't wanna carry a survival kit in your pocket and you don't
wanna wear one around your neck neither? No problem, then just
attach these items to your car keys, jacket zipper, belt, knife
sheath and many other things too. Check out the photo.
Am I a genius or what? Don't answer that. But seriously, aren't
these some good survival kit ideas? You betcha they are, so why
waste money on a more expensive survival kit than mine? Did I
mention if you're not completely satisfied with it I'll refund
your money? I did? Oops, sorry I forgot!
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on..
As
with any survival kit, it doesn't do any good to own one if you don't
know how to use all the items that come with it. Duh? And so the only
way to learn is to practice, practice, and keep on practicing until you
do know how to use all the items.
And to further improve your chances of survival you should at least review
and practice some of my tips here on my website. Such as… how to
start a fire, build a shelter, snare game, filter & purify water,
and soon to be posted... expedient signaling techniques and land navigation.
And if you wear or carry my survival kit and remember just these few pages,
you will no doubt be much better prepared for an unexpected outdoor suvival
situation.
And what I often like to tell people who venture off the road without
a survival kit..."It's better to pack & carry a survival kit
and maybe never having to use it than to find yourself someday wishing
you had one." Make sense, don’t ya think?
And to those of you who claim to be a survival guru.. Don't ya think it's
better to carry a few basic survival items than nothing at all? And if
you already own a survival kit that contains a lot more stuff than my
kits, what's wrong with carrying a backup survival kit? Or look at it
this way, because my survival kits contain the basic minimum items needed
for survival, then consider'em “your-last-chance-to-survive”
type of kits. Ya never know, someday you just might find yourself stranded
somewhere in a cold, wet and dark place and the only thing that'll save
your sorry ass from exposure, hypothermia and dying is a survival kit.
The one you wish you had purchased but DIDN'T!
Think about it, could be the best damn $19.99 - $22.99 outdoor life insurance
policy you'll ever own. If not for you, maybe for someone you know, love,
and really care about. Make a great birthday or Christmas gift, don’t
ya think?
How
To Use The…
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WIRE
SAW: In case you're wondering
“How in the hell are ya suppose to remove the rubber
tubing from the wire saw?” You don’t, you just
saw through it, peel it off and then throw it away. It's only
there to prevent you from being scratched and cut up while worn
around your neck.
Now I've
heard some survival gurus and Johnny Rambo Wannabes say "..cutting
and discarding the tubing is waste, you should be able to remove
it without cutting it so you can use it to suck water from small
puddles."
As I stated,
the tubing is only there to protect you from being scratched and
cut up while wearing the saw around your neck. And it ain't a
good idea to drink any water from a puddle unless it's been filtered
and purified first. And so if you don't have any means of filtering
and purifying water, what good is the tubing? Duh?
See my
point? Yea, these are the same know-it-alls who think you can
use boil water for drinking from one of those pocket survival
kit tin containers. Baloney! It can't be done, try it and you'll
see.
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the best way to use this type of wire saw is to insert two wooden
sticks inside the split rings so you can grasp it better, either
as a one or two person hand saw. Or another technique that works
well is to attach it to a sturdy, flexible stick so it can be "curved"
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As
a general wood cutting rule, wire saws should not be used to cut anything
thicker than your wrist or arm. Why? Because the thicker the wood, the
shorter the strokes and the more time you'll waste trying to cut through
it. So to save on time, energy, and burning up precious calories, cut
only ½ to ¾ through the wood and then break it the rest
of the way with your foot or by slamming it up against a tree or rock.
Works for me every time.
MINI COMPASS:
Just to give you a fast crash course on how to use one…
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(a) Place
the compass in the palm of your hand, (b) hold it level with the
ground so the magnetic needle can move freely, (c) rotate the
compass until the "point" of the needle is directly
under the "N" for north, (d) choose a direction you
wish to travel in, (e) pick out a distinctive feature in that
direction such as a tree, boulder, hill, etc, (f) and walk towards
it. And when you arrive at that spot, repeat these same steps
over and over and over again until you arrive at your destination.
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Now
if you're wondering… "What destination? If I'm lost, how
in the hell am I suppose to know which direction to go in?"
Well if you're that lost, instead of wandering around in circles like
a damn idiot, just pick any direction and use the compass to keep yourself
always orientated in that direction until you find or bump into civilization.
Or better yet, climb the nearest hilltop or tree to see if you can spot
civilization anywhere, roads, houses, etc. And if you do, determine what
direction it’s in from your present location and then get amoving
before the sun goes down.
NIGHT
NAVIGATION TIP:
Unless you're in the military and on a combat night mission, it's
not wise to travel during darkenss. But if you must and you can't
see your compass very well, just place it on top of your luminous
whistle and you'll be able to see it much easier.
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MINI
SIGNAL MIRROR :
Provided
you've got sunlight, lots of it…
All
you gotta do is (a) hold the mirror in one hand near your cheek,
(b) extend the other arm forward, palm facing and then form a
"V" with your index & middle finger, (c) then place
the target (a helicopter, airplane, ship, etc) in between these
two fingers and (d) reflect the sunlight first onto your arm and
then up & down in between the "V" and your rescuers
should see it.
ANTI-SCRATCH
TIP: To protect the mirror from possible
scratches so it'll always produce a bright, clear, sunlight reflection.
Place a piece of paper around the mirror and then seal it entirely
up with tape. Then should you ever need to use it, you don't have
to worry about the tape sticking to the mirror and distorting
it.
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LUMINOUS
WHISTLE :
Now I'll bet most of ya "think you know” how to use a whistle,
right? And I'll bet some of you think it's a worthless piece of s--- too,
don't ya?
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Well
did you know a whistle can be heard a lot further away than a
scream? And no matter how many times you blow into it you can't
wear it out? And did you know three (3) short bursts means someone
needs help? And that it also can be used to scare away wild vicious
animals too? I'll bet you didn't know this, did ya?
And
guess what else? Yep, it glows in the dark too, which means you
shouldn't have any problems seeing where you placed or hung your
survival necklace at night. Need I say more?
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MAGNESIUM
& FLINT FIRE STARTER:
Yep, it’s similar to a Magnesium Fire Bar except it's thinner,
lighter, and cost a lot less too. To use, just scrape a few shavings
from the "magnesium side" of the fire rod into a small
pile, place one end of the rod on the ground next to the shavings
and then vigorously run the steel striker or the back of a knife
along the "flint side" to create a shower of sparks
on top of the magnesium shavings and presto - You Got
FIRE! If
it gets wet, dirty or muddy, no problem, it'll still produce 1,000s
of sparks every time. But it's best to get
in the habit of starting a fire without using the magnesium [shavings]
unless you really need'em, like during bad weather conditions.
And
the sooner you learn how to do this, the sooner you'll be prepared
to put this skill to good use should you need a fire for warmth,
signaling, cooking or for purifying water. To learn more about
Fire Making, click on here.
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NIGHT
SIGNALING TIP:
Should you need to signal someone at night, a low flying aircraft,
nearby ship or a ground search party, you can use it as a signaling
device too. All you have to do is strike the “flint side”
once every 2 - 3 seconds and it'll produce a "white bright
flash" like one of these battery operated strobe lights.
Is this a smart idea or what? You betcha!
To learn
a lot more about my tips, trick & ideas, consider ordering
my Ranger Digest Series along with my SOS Kits. If you do, I'll
give ya a special discount deal, to learn more, click on my order
form below.
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ORDER MY S.O.S. SURVIVAL KITS: Click
here for my Order Form
POSTAL
INSURANCE IS OPTIONAL:
Unless you forward an additional $1.50 for postal insurance, all orders
will be shipped via regular "uninsured" mail. No postal insurance,
then no replacement will be sent if your package arrives damaged or not
at all. (Note: About 99% of my customers chose not to pay this additional
fee/coverage and I have only received one complaint.)
INTERNATIONAL
ORDERS:
Yes, I do accept worldwide international orders. But when inquiring please
state which products you are interested in purchasing, how many and where
you want the items shipped. Don't forget to include your country's zip
code and I will try to get back to you on the shipping cost as soon as
possible.
SPECIAL DISCOUNT DEALS: Want a special deal on my
books or survival kits? No problem! Just go to my "order form"
and you'll see printed in red how to get'em
cheaper. And if you order 5 or more of the same item or books, I'll give
you an extra special discount deal. How much? Contact me and find out
at: survivalnecklace@hotmail.com
WARNING:
My SOS Survival Kits and Ranger Digest books are
not recommended nor sold to children under the age of 18, therefore anyone
who places an order warrants he or she meets or exceeds this age requirement.
RETURN
POLICY: Not completely satisfied with my survival
kits? No problem, provided the kits have not been used, worn, damaged
and or assembled, you have 30 days to return them back to me via “insured
mail” for a full 100% refund.
SHIPPING:
Please don't jump the gun in emailing me to ask "Hey, where's my
order?" All orders are shipped out within 72 hours or less after
receiving your payment. If you fail to receive your order in less than
4 weeks, it's NOT because I'm sitting on your order but because the US
Postal Service is taking their sweet time in delivering it to you. When
you finally do receive your order, check the postmark and you’ll
see. Trust me!
COMPLAINTS?
SUGGESTIONS? QUESTIONS? Forward to; Army Ranger
Rick's Books, P.O. Box #371, West Grove, PA 19390 or via email to survivalnecklace@hotmail.com
or rangerbooks@hotmail.com
PRODUCT
& TRADEMARK THIEVES BEWARE: The
following names have been submitted for trademark protection: Survival
Necklace, The Outdoor Survival Necklace, The Ultimate Outdoor Survival
Necklace, and The Special Ops Survival Necklace. So if you try to steal
my idea and or use any of these names, it's gonna cost you a lot of $$$$
(and headaches too) in legal bills & compensation.
DISCLAIMER:
Under no circumstances can the seller [US Army Ranger Rick F. Tscherne]
be held liable for any injuries, deaths, or property damage due to using
any of these survival kit products. Purchase, use, carry and wear at your
own risk. |